Thursday, June 11, 2009

Cyberdyne Systems Model 101

Lynn is a machine. A terminator. Not a T-600, or a T-800, a T-1000, or a Terminatrix. Something far beyond. He cannot be reasoned with or bargained with. He will kill your people by the thousands to get it cheaply. Jay Bilas™

If the Detroit News had editors, they could not stop him.

Turner is viewed as having a splendid pitching delivery that could make him a durable pitcher who, barring injury, should reach the majors in reasonable time.

That was proceeded by some additional flowery goodness:

The state of flux and subsequent surprises were such that the Tigers were left with a dreamy choice between Turner and the pitcher considered the top prep left-hander, Tyler Matzek, who originally was pegged to go within the first six picks.

Dreamy.

Right back atcha buddy.

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